IMs From Idiots

Delusional

2010-12-23T18:50:00.000-08:00

WTF? I got bombarded with this nonsense the second I signed on to chat.

delusional mm i just had bareback a few hours ago
delusional filled her up 2 times
bareback_grrl great
delusional i love it
bareback_grrl obviously
delusional did you get filled up a lot again ?
delusional she was nice slick and tight
delusional i love it when the cunt stretches on my thick dick
bareback_grrl i'm sorry, have we spoken before?
delusional yes
delusional but i guess you chose to be upright again. i think i am sorry as well and rather help others in the future which had bad luck picking up something by barebacking - such as STD's. third time you start bein unfriendly.
delusional good bye
bareback_grrl upright? ok then. do you know what upright means?
delusional yep
delusional get a mirror
delusional dumb bitch
bareback_grrl i suggest you look up the word "upright"
delusional oh yes. not me you piece of upright shit. i dislike your attitude. bye. done
bareback_grrl and i truly have no idea what you're talking about with helping people with STDs. unless you're a doctor I doubt you’re a help
delusional dreamer
bareback_grrl the word you're looking for is UPTIGHT
delusional you'll pick somethin up
delusional me not.
delusional bye
delusional dipshit

*blocked*

yay! just glad you're back grrrl-- needed the stroke material! have you ever been DP'd?

2010-12-12T18:59:00.001-08:00

http://barebackgrrl.blogspot.com/search/label/double%20penetration

Ask me anything

Very mature. Very impressed.

2010-12-11T13:59:00.000-08:00

Dan:
I've also gotten into the happen of taking naughty pics of most of my bareback sessions.
Dan:
(Well . . . all of my sessions are bareback.)
Dan:
Great fun, really.

Dan then tried to send me a file, which I declined.

BarebackGrrl:
sorry, i don't accept files via IM from readers
Dan:
Oh?
Dan:
Hmm.
Dan:
Why, is there some danger in that?
Dan:
That I'm not aware of?
BarebackGrrl:
i just prefer not to
Dan:
Oh.
Dan:
Why, out of curiosity?
BarebackGrrl:
because i just prefer not to
Dan:
Not judging, just curious.
Dan:
Yes, I heard you.
Dan:
Just curious as to why. Not pushing you....
BarebackGrrl:
then why do you think i'm going to have a different answer the second or third time you ask?
Dan:
Because the first answer wasn't an answer, technically, if you must know. Just a stonewall.
Dan:
So I politely asked for your reasoning.
Dan:
That's all.
Dan:
Often one will respond more openly when they realize that the person is genuinely curious and not threatening in any way.
BarebackGrrl:
and i'm politely telling you for the third time i do not accept files via IM from unknown persons
Dan:
That I understand, and am not trying to change your policy.
Dan:
So much for polite two-way conversation. As if explaining, in 4 seconds, your reason why, would cause you to pull a muscle.
Dan:
Very mature, BB GIrl. Very impressed.
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Dan: has signed out.

He runs off, but I'm the mature one. *eye roll*

How can I see your blog? and pictures

2010-11-13T12:19:00.003-08:00

WTF? How did you find me if you can't find my blog?

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Hey, when are you going to be blogging again?

2010-11-13T12:19:00.001-08:00

*sigh* soon. i hope. I always say that though, don't i?

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whats your pubic grooming? landing strip, triangle or bald?

2010-11-13T12:18:00.001-08:00

It changes with my mood or M's. I'm currently bald.

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what is your opinion about girls who work as prostitutes?

2010-09-23T06:12:00.003-07:00

their bodies, their choice. good for them.

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Is your blog defunct?

2010-09-23T06:12:00.001-07:00

i hope to get back to it soon. life has been crazy

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have you tried serious manual play-- or fisting, either vag or anally [or both]?

2010-09-23T06:11:00.001-07:00

yes. you should read my blog

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... when will you be posting again?

2010-09-23T06:10:00.007-07:00

soon, i hope

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would u date a bi male?

2010-09-23T06:10:00.005-07:00

clearly you don't read my blog ;)

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would u use a strap on on a guy?

2010-09-23T06:10:00.003-07:00

yes, and i have

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would you give a guy a golden shower? I love the warm feeling and i swallow it all :P

2010-09-23T06:10:00.001-07:00

yes i would

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Do we need a password to view now? I would like to continue viewing if you are willing to share. : )

2010-09-23T06:09:00.007-07:00

no. just click cancel when that request comes up. i don't know what that's about.

unfortunately i haven't updated in a while.

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what color hair is on your pussy?

2010-09-23T06:09:00.005-07:00

i don't have any ;)

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do u like the taste of cum or do u spit?

2010-09-23T06:09:00.003-07:00

love the taste

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ever have a guy cum on your face?

2010-09-23T06:09:00.001-07:00

yes

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do you lick your fingers after you play with your pussy? i do...be HONEST!

2010-09-23T06:08:00.003-07:00

yes

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can i cum on your titties and lick it up please?

2010-09-23T06:08:00.001-07:00

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Why did you stop writing on May 4th?

2010-07-28T04:30:00.001-07:00

Life simply got in the way again.

My IUD is still in place, M and I are still together. Miles is an occasional playmate, but no longer a constant.

I will resume blogging again shortly.

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I have tried anal once before with another partner and didn't enjoy it. I think partially because it was something he wanted more. I now want to try it with someone new, do you have any tips so that the experience can be maximized for the both of us?

2010-05-21T04:41:00.001-07:00

Do it with a partner you trust completely, not just a quick fuck partner. Use lots of lube and take it slow. The slower the better.

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Mark

2010-05-08T11:17:00.000-07:00

Mark: that is a nice picture, who took it?
Mark: ther must be many
bareback_grrl: that's not your concern
Mark: kk
bareback_grrl: nor is it your business
Mark: ok
Mark: u the boss
bareback_grrl: pardon me?
Mark: i won't push it
bareback_grrl: "u" isn't a word in the english language
Mark: i just like your pics
bareback_grrl: what pics?
Mark: what language do you speak?
bareback_grrl: what language does it look like i speak?
bareback_grrl: what pictures are you referring to that you claim to like?
Mark: your naked ones
bareback_grrl: naked pictures? of me?
bareback_grrl: you've seen naked pictures of me?
Mark: we all have
bareback_grrl: really
bareback_grrl: could you link me to them?
Mark: yes
bareback_grrl: could you send me a link to them?
Mark: i can'tg now, maybe later
bareback_grrl: i see
Mark: i need to go
bareback_grrl: where exactly did you see these pictures?
bareback_grrl: oh, how convenient
Mark: on flickr
bareback_grrl: really
Mark: go look
Mark has signed out.

are you happy M is bi?

2010-05-08T06:42:00.001-07:00

If I wasn't happy with M's lifestyle we wouldn't be together.

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"Dis"illusion.deleted

2010-05-08T06:16:00.000-07:00

"dis"illusion.deleted: Hello. i hope you feel well. i just read your blog and i think it is pretty nice. i like the sexual enjoyment you get out of your adventures. i like bareback the best as well. i am michael btw.
`maybe one day you will get into a situation having to consider your health and pleasure not being able to be managed like you do now. in this case and if you are willing to look at a perspective to gain health properly again without shitty promises and whatever else that is out there just get in contact with me.
if you are truly able to separate a liar from someone who tells the truth i do not have t explain more to you. i helped people in the past. i love sex fucking and pleasure since i am a young person and i also know what a roulette game it is on times...yes i love bareback and also rely on my senses but you never fully can...and no. i am not just trying to get contact with your for sexual pleasure. i would not mind but i am in a relationship with certain settings i feel ok with.

wan have fun?

2009-12-22T16:53:00.000-08:00

jj2008: hi
bareback_grrl: hello
jj2008: fun?
bareback_grrl: pardon me?
jj2008: wan have fun?
bareback_grrl: excuse me? i only speak english, and english that is not
jj2008: ?
bareback_grrl: ?
bareback_grrl: so typical
jj2008: y
bareback_grrl: what? I said i speak english
jj2008: i speak english also
bareback_grrl: so far you haven't proven that to me
jj2008: prove what
bareback_grrl: "wan have fun?" is not english, nor is just typing random letters
jj2008: oh
jj2008: i mean want to have fun?
bareback_grrl: and who the fuck are you?
jj2008: someone nice
bareback_grrl: do i personally know you?
jj2008: no
bareback_grrl: how did you find me?
bareback_grrl: excuse me, i asked you a question
jj2008: babble
bareback_grrl: you were rude enough to IM me, the least you could do is answer
bareback_grrl: babble? what the hell does that mean?
jj2008: person
bareback_grrl: red
bareback_grrl: ooooh i can say random words too!
bareback_grrl: studebaker!
jj2008: lol
jj2008: u are cute
bareback_grrl: what?
bareback_grrl: kdbo ld nno
jj2008: yeah cute
jj2008: can i know you more?
bareback_grrl: random letters! w00t!
bareback_grrl: i have no idea what you're talking about, and as i said before I only speak english, and you don't seem to have a grasp of it, so enjoy yourself with someone else
jj2008: i know but u are rude
bareback_grrl: sorry, no comprende

Not a Hockey Player

2009-12-22T16:47:00.000-08:00

Pretending to be a famous hockey player: nyc?
bareback_grrl: what about it?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: are you in nyc?
bareback_grrl: how did you find me to IM me?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: blogspot
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: from slutmomo's
bareback_grrl: so if you read my blog, then you should know where i'm from
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: true.. but you never know ;)
bareback_grrl: never know what?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: if i'm chatting to the actual one!
bareback_grrl: the actual one what?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: the actual poster
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: anyways.. sorry. i think i'm bothering you more than anything
bareback_grrl: my yahoo name is on the blog... why on earth would someone else be using it?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: because there are tons of fakes in this online world
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: especially in relation to sex
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: but again.. i'm sorry
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: i don't want to inflame/anger
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: just wanted to chat a bit
bareback_grrl: and again, why would someone other than me be using the name that's on my actual blog?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: and say hello
bareback_grrl: my blog says my yahoo name is "bareback_grrl" so no one other than me can use it
bareback_grrl: got that?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: yes
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: got it
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: and i just wanted to say hello.. and that you have some crazy sexy stories
bareback_grrl: or am i not understanding who you think would be using my own user name?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: no.. you are understanding just fine.
bareback_grrl: so then you do think i'm impersonating myself
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: i tihnk you are the person who is posting
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: and therefore impersonating noone
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: and just using your pseudonym appropriately
bareback_grrl: so then who is the fake you were implying i could be?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: and maintainng your anonymity and making a lot of readers happy
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: and intrigued
bareback_grrl: do you smoke weed?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: of course
bareback_grrl: you need to stop because you've gone from stoned to completely retarded
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: lol
bareback_grrl: i'm serious
bareback_grrl: you're completely fucking retarded
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: why don't we try this all over again..
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: hello.. this is al.
bareback_grrl: oh, not famous hockey player?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: man.. i have to change that. that's from 10 years ago
bareback_grrl: again, more reason to stop with the weed
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: lol. i haven't smoked in probably a year
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: so that's definitely not the case
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: more likely.. a bit of jet lag
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: and just not sure how to approach
bareback_grrl: so then when i asked if you smoke weed and you said "of course" you didn't mean "of course"
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: it means of course i smoke - but i'm not a pothead
bareback_grrl: so it's been less than a year since you smoked?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: yes
bareback_grrl: so you lied about how long it's been since you smoked
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: ?
bareback_grrl: you said above that you haven't smoked in a year
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: " lol. i haven't smoked in probably a year"
bareback_grrl: very good, you can quote yourself
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: lol
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: i feel like i'm getting interrogated.
bareback_grrl: i feel like i'm having a conversation with an idiot
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: yeah.. you obviously do think so. and i have obviously left the most poor of impressions.
bareback_grrl: indeed you have
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: so like i said before - i'd like to work on leaving that first impression behind
bareback_grrl: this is the second time we've spoken, and the second time i'm less than impressed
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: this is almost a blow to my ego - i've never been called a pot head nor has anybody ever considered me to be an idoit. just a perver.
bareback_grrl: guess there's a first for everything
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: yes there is
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: and we all learn from our mistakes
bareback_grrl: good luck
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: and i'm getting pummeled for mine here.
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: ty. and i have to reiterate - your stories and writing are very erotic and sexy.
bareback_grrl: enjoy
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: i will
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: i've been a sporadic reader but you will definitely go down in my reading list of blogs.