Not a Hockey Player

Pretending to be a famous hockey player: nyc?
bareback_grrl: what about it?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: are you in nyc?
bareback_grrl: how did you find me to IM me?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: blogspot
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: from slutmomo's
bareback_grrl: so if you read my blog, then you should know where i'm from
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: true.. but you never know ;)
bareback_grrl: never know what?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: if i'm chatting to the actual one!
bareback_grrl: the actual one what?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: the actual poster
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: anyways.. sorry. i think i'm bothering you more than anything
bareback_grrl: my yahoo name is on the blog... why on earth would someone else be using it?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: because there are tons of fakes in this online world
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: especially in relation to sex
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: but again.. i'm sorry
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: i don't want to inflame/anger
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: just wanted to chat a bit
bareback_grrl: and again, why would someone other than me be using the name that's on my actual blog?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: and say hello
bareback_grrl: my blog says my yahoo name is "bareback_grrl" so no one other than me can use it
bareback_grrl: got that?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: yes
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: got it
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: and i just wanted to say hello.. and that you have some crazy sexy stories
bareback_grrl: or am i not understanding who you think would be using my own user name?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: no.. you are understanding just fine.
bareback_grrl: so then you do think i'm impersonating myself
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: i tihnk you are the person who is posting
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: and therefore impersonating noone
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: and just using your pseudonym appropriately
bareback_grrl: so then who is the fake you were implying i could be?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: and maintainng your anonymity and making a lot of readers happy
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: and intrigued
bareback_grrl: do you smoke weed?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: of course
bareback_grrl: you need to stop because you've gone from stoned to completely retarded
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: lol
bareback_grrl: i'm serious
bareback_grrl: you're completely fucking retarded
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: why don't we try this all over again..
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: hello.. this is al.
bareback_grrl: oh, not famous hockey player?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: man.. i have to change that. that's from 10 years ago
bareback_grrl: again, more reason to stop with the weed
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: lol. i haven't smoked in probably a year
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: so that's definitely not the case
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: more likely.. a bit of jet lag
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: and just not sure how to approach
bareback_grrl: so then when i asked if you smoke weed and you said "of course" you didn't mean "of course"
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: it means of course i smoke - but i'm not a pothead
bareback_grrl: so it's been less than a year since you smoked?
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: yes
bareback_grrl: so you lied about how long it's been since you smoked
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: ?
bareback_grrl: you said above that you haven't smoked in a year
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: " lol. i haven't smoked in probably a year"
bareback_grrl: very good, you can quote yourself
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: lol
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: i feel like i'm getting interrogated.
bareback_grrl: i feel like i'm having a conversation with an idiot
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: yeah.. you obviously do think so. and i have obviously left the most poor of impressions.
bareback_grrl: indeed you have
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: so like i said before - i'd like to work on leaving that first impression behind
bareback_grrl: this is the second time we've spoken, and the second time i'm less than impressed
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: this is almost a blow to my ego - i've never been called a pot head nor has anybody ever considered me to be an idoit. just a perver.
bareback_grrl: guess there's a first for everything
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: yes there is
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: and we all learn from our mistakes
bareback_grrl: good luck
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: and i'm getting pummeled for mine here.
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: ty. and i have to reiterate - your stories and writing are very erotic and sexy.
bareback_grrl: enjoy
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: i will
Pretending to be a famous hockey player: i've been a sporadic reader but you will definitely go down in my reading list of blogs.